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“My 3 co-workers called in sick. I have 30 minutes to make this safe.”

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“Dressing up as a Matrix character…”

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“The TSA just held us up over something dumb and we missed our flight by 2 minutes to serve as medical professionals abroad."

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“My morning coffee had extra aroma today.”

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“Power cable broke off inside the ipad.”

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“Trying to be handy and I fell through the ceiling…”

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“I dropped a salt dispenser on my stove.”

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A frozen pizza truck accident.

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“Disabled toilet assistance alarm, hangs 10cm from ceiling.”

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“This guy using his phone’s light to play crossword puzzles during the majority of my 5 hour flight home.”

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“Finally made a good lattice crust then I went and knocked my cactus onto it.”

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“Smelled gas, very strong. Couldn’t locate. Called emergency number. Showed up. Turned out to be a safety flyer in my recyling that had a gas smell “sample” on it”

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“Today a spider crawled inside my 55 inch flatscreen TV and died.”

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New path by the local school!